Author: dickshistory

Make sure your breakfast is nicely settled, get some tissues for a good old boo hoo hoo and we’ll see the end of Ted and the end of our brave handsome and strong mighty Templars.

Just a bit of nonsense

Time for Superted to go and show those Scots who’s in charge. And we get a royal wedding! But as usual it’s all about cash – or lack of it for Superted.

It’s not a happy Superted this week. Welsh are revolting, Scots are revolting, he has to go to Flanders to belt up Frenchies and all he wants to do is go on crusade. Churchie guys won’t stump up any cash and just to complete our misery along comes this nobody called William Wallace.

This won’t be a happy time for Superted. His missus will die, there’s no cash in the piggy bank and there’s trouble brewing in Scotland. All our Ted wants to do is go on crusade. But. Acre will fall and that’s it for our Middle Eastern Christian types.

It’s all about Wales and Llewelyn ap Gruffyd for Superted. Plus Eleanors pregnant!

It’s Superted’s time to shine like the star he is. After recovering from that assasination attempt he can go and rule England. Just a slight detour into France for a year or so then it’s off home for magnificent parliaments, law and order and sorting out the money bin.

Henry and Simon had tried the talky stuff but it hasn’t worked. Perhaps we would be better off trying the hitting each other stuff and see how that goes. Useless Henry vs Hardman Simon but Henry has Superted. Spanish Eleanor will just be pregnant for the whole episode.

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Surely after all this time we’ve learned what to do and make this a splendid success. Or not.

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To be fair, it’s just Henry being Henry, Simon being Simon and Superted still learning to be Super. But we do get a Parle Ment so there is that.

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