Author: dickshistory

Yes, those Scottie types know how to solve a problem. Just murder whoever is annoying at the time. Here’s a picture of our dashing king Henry of the Scots AKA Lord Darnley.

Our Scottie’s know how to solve political problems – a stabbing frenzy will do the job. Will that mean everyone can live happily ever after? This whole thing will be unpleasant for our Queen of Scots. Here’s our victim David Rizzio. Queen Betty meantime is having good times except fort that annoying parliament and it’s going on and on about the succession.

We’ll check in on Nostradamus, Catherine de Medici, Sir Francis Walsingham and John Knox. But the big news is that Mary Queen of Scots is in love. Let’s hope she picked a winner. (She didn’t) Here’s our top spy Sir Francis.

The meeting between the two queens is still on again off again. Plenty of marriage proposals will be made but for Betty, our Gloriana virgin it’s all just fun and games. We’ll be off to France to help out our Huguenot mates and in Scotland it is the usual nobles squabbling.

Nostradamus is hanging around in France in our timeline so we may as well check him out. We can also get Catherine de Medici up to date and have a nice religious war get underway. All fun as usual.

Well to be fair, we have 3 women power players if we also consider Catherine de Medici has managed to sideline the boys in France and is running the show there. That gives us one protestant and two catholic power women but despite the different religions, they all are singing the same song – moderation – live and let live. But will the boys let that happen? Yeah, right.

Yes she does but is happiness to be found there for our teen Queen? There will certainly be some harsh on the job training in politics and the emerging new religion. Here’s a picture of her in the arrival lounge having a big old spew but like her Mum, Mary was actually a good sailor.

It’s he of the sexy legs and tight arse who is hot for our Betty and there should be way more of this stuff in history. But the bigger story going on is the reformation with non sexy types like John Knox who is in our face.

We’ll meet Sir Francis Walsingham then check out how things are going in France. (It’s bad) Worse for Mary, her one true love Frankie Snotface is off to heaven. Betty though is going great so there is that.

Or maybe not. The official verdict was death by accident but we’re not so sure. And we can have a look at religion. Betty might be inventing the Anglican church for us. Here’s a picture of teen Mary Queen of Scots in her mourning gear – mourning because sadly, this will be the last week for her mum Mary of Guise who will be off to heaven with the angels.