Author: dickshistory

Henry isn’t turning out to be much of a king. France is going to the dogs and we’ve got a bit of witchcraft going on.

It’s going to be the trial and execution of our holy maid Joan. Our kiddie king can get a Frenchie silly hat. But the Frenchies will strike back while the English Council are all fighting each other and we’re in trouble in France.

It’s all about Frenchie peasant girl Joan of Arc and her magical voices saying kill all the English.

Let’s meet a baby who is king of both England and France – sure to go well. So long as the nobles can play nicely together.

Harry is back in France belting up and being particularly nasty. But it’s no good – all that campaigning and our Plantagenet kings still haven’t got the hygiene thing going.

Let’s get introduced the Christ’s representatives on earth.

Harry returns to London for the biggest party ever. All he wants to do is get back to France to keep on taking more of Normandy. And get stuck in he will.

Agincourt!!

It’s all about sorting out traitors before we finally get on the road to France. Harfleur won’t be a push over but Harry will get the job done.

Let’s meet King Harry and find out if he’s anything like Shakespeare’s character. Harry is dead set keen on getting to France to get stuck into those Frenchies.