Author: dickshistory

Oh yes it is. We’ve turned stupid. It’s people whipping up anti Catholic sentiment. Look out, there may be one in your cupboard. Political cartoon anyone?

The theatre’s are back in business and we have girls playing girl type roles. Even better, we have scantily clad girls who may have staged wardrobe misfunctions. There’s money to be made backstage as well. Here’s a picture from the marvellous movie Stage Beauty with Charles and his favourite actress Nell Gwynn.

It’s all about the girls for Charles this week and there’s plenty of them. Here’s pictures of just a few of them.

These guys just can’t help themselves. The Germans and the Spanish are just too broke to start wars. Charles is too, but who cares. He’s up for it so off we go again. Here’s a picture of Charles from the marvellous Dutchie movie The Admiral.

Not a happpy time to be in London. There will be much death and destruction. Belting the Dutchies is going badly and costing way too much money.

Time to get that glorious arse on the big chair and a brand new silly hat on the kingly head. And aren’t we all happy. Back to business as usual. Just one thing, will the business as usual be of the Gloriana type or just like those useless men who have been running the place? Charles will marry a beautiful Portuguese princess.

We’ll be having a look at a nice fair trial for a number of guys who Charles and Parliament must die to redeem the honour of England. Hang on you say, if they have to die, then how fair will the trial be? Reasonable point so yes, fairness may not be part of this but you have no idea just how unfair it can be made.

Well it’s all turned out to be a bit of a dud. Who would have thought that by removing rich people that they would be replaced by other rich people who just give us the same stuff.

I guess it’s better to be sad than dead but Charles will cheer up when Cromwell decided to die. Decided because he may have survived a bit longer if only he had taken his medicine. But that medicine was created by the filthy Jesuits so Cromwell was not taking it. Still, he will eventually get his very own statue.

Our lad will look for a glorious return to England with a Scottie army but it may not go that well. Before you know it, he will be on the run. But where to? Wherever the girls are may be a clue.